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Jokes about Families - Grandfather Jokes
Last Words
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"
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My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.
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Dark Humor Jokes
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, Word Play Jokes
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, Jokes about Families
(Grandmother Jokes)
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Did God Make You?
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa. "Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl. "Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.
"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days, isn't He?"
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