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Jokes about Families - Grandfather Jokes
Diabetes Distress
My grandpa lost a foot to diabetes. Now he's 4' 3"
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, Word Play Jokes
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Lost Far From Home
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... and couldn't find his way home. "Oy Morris," said grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?" Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost... I was just too tired to walk home."
Categories:
Old Age Jokes
, Jokes about Families
(Grandfather Jokes)
, Profession Jokes
(Police Jokes)
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Last Words
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"
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