Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Maybe Later

A young couple bring their new baby home and the wife suggests that her husband try his hand at changing a diaper. “I’m busy,” he says. “I’ll do the next one.” Next time the baby’s diaper needs changing she asks him again. The husband says, “I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.”

Anonymous

Kids In College

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.

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Daddy's Face

Q: "Mama, why is daddy's face pale?"
A: "Shut up and keep digging."

Anonymous
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