Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Proper Burial

Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?
Shut up and keep flushing.

Anonymous

Roasted Daddy

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!

Anonymous

Asking For Money

A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?" Instantly the man hung up.

Anonymous
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