Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

What Day Is It

My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?" My husband quickly answered, "Election day." The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President. The Bush reality now is that the boy doesn't have to grow up?! 

Anonymous

Tired of Walking

Q: What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?
A: ''Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Anonymous

Prime Minister Material

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

Anonymous
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