Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Saddam Hussein and His Father

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Riddles
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Fathers and Sons

Q: On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went home, there were only three fishes, why?
A: Because a grandfather, a father and a son went fishing.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Fishing Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Father's Day

One morning, a son asked this father: "Why are you making
Mommy breakfast? Is she sick?" "No dear," I replied, "It's Mother's Day." "Oh," said the son, "then is every other day Father's Day?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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