Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Adoption News

"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me. "Are you kidding? Really?" I shouted.
"Yup, get ready," he said. "They'll be picking you up in about an hour."

Anonymous

Saddam Hussein and His Father

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Anonymous

Fathers and Sons

Q: On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went home, there were only three fishes, why?
A: Because a grandfather, a father and a son went fishing.

Anonymous
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