Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Genius Boyfriend

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

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Sex Ed

My teenage daughter came home in a rage. "I just had sex education class in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!" I put down my paper and said, "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Anonymous

What's in a Name

Q: If a person from Holland marries a person from the Philippines, what would their babies be called?
A: Hollapinos

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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