Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Sex Ed

My teenage daughter came home in a rage. "I just had sex education class in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!" I put down my paper and said, "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Anonymous

Female Vampires

Q: What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
A: "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Jovi Love

I met my wife when I was 22. We got married fairly young because she got pregnant. In march of 1985 we had a beautiful baby daughter that my wife wanted to name Love. She was the fruit of our mutual affection and I agreed.
Love grew up hating her name, which greatly upset me and her mother. She was bullied in school every day, something we would have given anything to be able to stop. One day Love came home from school and kissed me on the cheek, something she hadn't done since she was a kid. I heard my wife drive into the driveway and as I went to open the garage door for her I heard a loud bang behind me and I fell on the floor. My wife ran up to me, and as I bled on her arms the only thing I could say was:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, baby, you gave love, a bad name.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Art & Music Jokes
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