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Ethnic / Country Jokes - Scottish Jokes
How to Break Up A Crowd
A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.
He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"
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Scottsmen With Kilts
Q: Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
A: The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.
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Two Scotsmen Reunited
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each others back and tears formed in their eyes as they renewed their old friendship. "Let's have a drink like we did in the old days," the first Scot winked at his mate. "Aye," his mate replied. "And don't forget it's your shout."
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