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Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his dog over the desert without needing a drink. So the Englishman sets off, but he only gets half way. Then the Scotsman sets off, and he only gets half way too. But the Chinese guy manages to get all the way across the desert. The Englishman and the Scotsman asked him how he could possibly do that without any water? "Me Chinese. Me not Silly, Me stick mouth round doggy's willy"
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Czechoslovakian Abortion
Q: What do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia?
A: A cancelled Czech!
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Vodka
Q: Know why vodka is so clear?
A: Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water.
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