Ethnic / Country Jokes - Native American Jokes

Reading Time

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says, " Me tellum time." Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says "You telling time?" "Yup," "How can you tell time like that?" The Indian says, "workum like sundial, readum shadow." Cowboy, incredulous, rides on and encounters an Indian in the trail masturbating. The Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"

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Indian Home

I was buying a house from a Native American.
I asked him if it came with running water.
He said, "Get your own damn wife."

Anonymous

Indians In America

Q: Why were the Indians here first in America?
A: They had Reservations.

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