American, Mule and Hot Dog

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?' The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop." The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners." Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass?"

Trump's Wall

Unintended consequences of Trump's Mexican border wall:
2020 Olympic High Jump Results:
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico

Arab Mexican

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole'