Trump's Wall

Unintended consequences of Trump's Mexican border wall:
2020 Olympic High Jump Results:
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico

Arab Mexican

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole'

Mexican Magic

A Mexican magician performing at a Christmas party tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno...Dos..." and 'poof' he was gone. He disappeared without a tres.