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Ethnic / Country Jokes - German Jokes

German Virgins
Q: What do you call a German virgin?
A: Goodandtight!
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German Birth Control
Q: What do Germans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities!
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German Windbreaker
Q: What do you call "fart" in German?
A: Farfrompoopin!
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