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North Carolina Jokes - Funny North Carolina Jokes - Jokerz

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I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

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Stealing the Camera

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
February 1, 1993 - Raleigh, N.C.
Police charged Vernon Edsel Brooks, 34, with robbing a Radio Shack in July, despite his foresight in disabling a video surveillance camera by taking the camera with him as he fled. Because he forgot to take the recorder to which the camera was connected, police found a tape containing a full facial shot of Brooks reaching for the camera. 

Categories: Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (North Carolina Jokes)
Anonymous

North Carolina Crazy Law

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. 
It's against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
Barber - Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
Chapel Hill - It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
Charlotte - Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
Elon College - There is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college are made of brick. (Repealed in 1998)
Forest City - You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.
Greensboro - Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street.
Hornytown - Massage parlors have been banned.
Kill Devil Hills - You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
Rocky Mount - It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.
Southern Shores - It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (North Carolina Jokes)
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