My Guinness

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guinness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman, carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

Elevator V Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

Black Canadian

Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?
A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.