Glass of Water

Q: Why do Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?
A: It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

Boyle Sat in a Belfast Confessional

Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad!" "All right, my son," admonished the priest. "For penance, finish off the stations!"

Six Pack & Potato

Q: What’s an Irish seven course dinner?
A: A six-pack and a potato.