A Surgeon, an Architect and a Politician

A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon, "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation." "Maybe," said the architect, "but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job." "Sure now," interrupted the politician, "but somebody created the chaos first."

Fishing Around

Q: What do you call a Polish fisherman?
A: A fishing pole.

Glass of Water

Q: Why do Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?
A: It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.