Ethnic / Country Jokes

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Categories: Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Racist Jokes (Middle Eastern)
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Taco Bell Dogs

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me!"  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes)
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Submitted BY: jamiedawg17

Nosy Neighbor

A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked!" The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny...I wasn't even home last night!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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