Moon Flags

Q: Why does it matter that solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white?
A: France is now claiming that they landed there.

Kinky Sex

Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?
A: She moves.

Literal Actions

Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, "HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! " One of the guys says, "The sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!"