Polish Woman's Sucking

Q: How can you tell when a polish woman is done sucking cock?
A: She spits out the feathers.

Ancient Irishman

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late on St. Patrick's day and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died."Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145 years old!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

Polish Plane Crash

Q: Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?
A: The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies