Polack With Razor

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when he finally came over to our table and said "I am Polish and I can take a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continued bashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please change the subject? We did. Shortly thereafter my friend had to go to the bathroom and the burly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom. They were in there for quite awhile and when they finally came out, I asked my friend "What happened in there?" He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can, well he pulled a razor on me! Really scared the hell out of me!  And boy oh boy would I have ever been in a pickle if he had found a place to PLUG IT IN!

So Popular

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
It's like he just blew up overnight.

Virginia Girl

A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said "No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ." Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married to a man from Richmond, VA named Clarence. Her father said, "I'll be damned if my daughter is marrying a man from Richmond. You're marrying a By-God West Virginian boy." So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their sister. In a couple of days they returned. Dad said, "Where is your sister?" They replied "We were almost there Daddy, and we came up on this overpass that had this sign that read - "Clarence 13'6" - so we turned around and got the hell out of there!"