Ethnic / Country Jokes

Texan Buys Spread

A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel. "Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid, "Ah'm looking to buy me a ranch - stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a big spread because where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG. Why, do you know, mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?"
"Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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Anonymous

Perfect Girlfriend

I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
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Anonymous

Fish Chat

Q: What did the whitefish say in conversation with each other?
A: Nothing that made any sense, as they were both "talking pollocks!"

Categories: Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Submitted BY: Nicholas Winskill
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