Ethnic / Country Jokes

Ball Point Pen

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians use a pencil.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Reading Time

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doing?" Indian says, " Me tellum time." Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says "You telling time?" "Yup," "How can you tell time like that?" The Indian says, "workum like sundial, readum shadow." Cowboy, incredulous, rides on and encounters an Indian in the trail masturbating. The Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes)
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Anonymous

Split Personality

My half Irish, half French wife is an Offaly Nice girl.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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