Disease / Afflictions Jokes - STD Jokes

Hillary's Worries

Most wives whose husbands fool around have to worry about their husbands getting AIDS from sex. Hillary just has to worry about her husband getting sex from aides.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

The Gynecologist Mistake

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked ."Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
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Anonymous

Tough Ass

Q: What is tougher than a Pitbull with AIDS
A: The guy who gave it to him.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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