Disease / Afflictions Jokes - STD Jokes

Soldier's Ambition

An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man," said the Major. He went to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man," barked the Major. He moved to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Military Jokes
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Anonymous

Dead Dog Or...

Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A: An infected pussy on your organ.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Got HAGS?

The doctor tells his patient that he has “HAGS.”“What on earth is HAGS?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “It’s a combination of herpes, aids, gonorrhea and syphilis. The only cure is complete isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon.” “Pancakes and bacon?” asks the patient. “Yes,” says the doctor. “It’s the only food we can slide under the door.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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