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Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Constipation
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table. "The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom. He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do?" The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
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Italian Acne
Q: Why don't Italians have acne?
A: It slides off.
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Constantly Urinating
Q: What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss?
A: A kidney dialysis machine!
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