Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Progress Report

Got my first report about my progress at the Impotence Club.
It said "Must try harder"

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Arthritis Is So Cruel

"I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked. "You bet," the first codger replied, "It makes every single one of your joints stiff, except the right one."

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Anonymous

Get Me An Ambulance

A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help. "Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!"
"Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!"

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