Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Half-Bird

Getting fed up of my girlfriend's speech impediment. She asked me to thaw the chicken that was in the freezer, then got pissed off when I cut it in half.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Oprectomy

KENMORE HOSPITAL
61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.
BOSTON, MA. 02115
DATE:____________NAME:____________ADDRESS: ____________
Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty outlook on life. 
Sincerely, J. Grabber, M.D.
Kenmore Hospital

Categories: Ads & Newspapers (Signs and Notices) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Yo Mama - Virus

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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