Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

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Q: What do people in Liberia eat for breakfast?
A: E-Bowl-A-Cereal

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Tonsils Removed

A mother takes her four-year-old to the hospital to have his tonsils removed. She asks the the doctor if he could also perform a circumcision while the boy's under. The doctor agrees. When the boy returns to kindergarten, a classmate tells him that he is also going to get his tonsils removed. The four-year-old tells his friend, "They're not where you think they are."

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Spell It

Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please.
Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before?
Woman: *cough* No.
Clerk: Then I need your address.
Woman: Okay. It's 260..*AHEM* Sorry.. Laryngitis...
Clerk: You'll have to spell that one for me.

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