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Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Mental Health Jokes
A grain of wheat?
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes he is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and a friend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. "Why are you so afraid, you're not a grain of wheat after all," his friend asked. John replied, "You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it."
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Doc Quack
I fill out my patient's charts with my own shit in a language taught to me by the bunny overlords.
Mental health is my specialty.
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Written By: KielPhillips
Family Problems
Q: My doctor asked if anyone in my family is suffering from mental illness...
A: I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it”.
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