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Family Problems

Q: My doctor asked if anyone in my family is suffering from mental illness...
A: I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it”.

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Thought He Was a Dog

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, "Fine! Just feel my nose."

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Neurotic Dolls

Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

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