Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Bad and Worse News

A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: "Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news."
Man: "Well, give me the really bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, and only 6 months to live."
Man: "And the bad news?"
Doctor: "You have Alzheimer's disease."
Man: "That's great. I was afraid I had cancer!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Alzheimer's Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Crossing The Street

Q: Two tampons were crossing the street, when they see a friend, which one waves?
A: Neither one, they are both stuck up bitches.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Riddles
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Paranoid Idiot

Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?
A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Riddles
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