Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.

Anonymous

Where's My Pen

A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!"

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Cat in the Hospital

Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To have a cat-scan done.

Anonymous
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