Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Frantic Call

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!".   "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!", the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

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I'm Invisible

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Menopause

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the DVD player.

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