A Bad Stripclub

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary's."

Best Value

Eating prunes gives you a good run for your money.

Frantic Call

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!".   "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!", the man shouted, "This is her husband!"