Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Tough Luck

Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Blonde Medical Terminology

ARTERY--The study of fine paintings.
BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails.
BENIGN--What you are after you be 8.
CAESAREAN SECTION--A district in Rome.
COLIC--A sheep dog.
COMA--A punctuation mark.
CONGENITAL--Friendly.
DILATE--To live longer.
FESTER--Quicker.
G.I. SERIES--Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
GRIPPE--A suitcase.
HANGNAIL--A coat hook.
MEDICAL STAFF--A Doctor's cane.
MINOR OPERATION--Coal digging.
MORBID--A higher offer.
NODE--Was aware of.
ORGANIC--Church musician.
OUTPATIENT--A person who has fainted.
POST-OPERATIVE--A letter carrier.
PROTEIN--In favor of young people.
SECRETION--Hiding anything.
SEROLOGY--Study of English knighthood.
TABLET--A small table.
TUMOR--An extra pair.
URINE--Opposite of you're out.
VARICOSE VEINS--Veins which are very close together.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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Anonymous

Horrible Christmas Gift

Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Riddles
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