Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Horrible Christmas Gift

Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

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Polish Kid with Diarrhea

Q: Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.

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Hemorrhoid Bath

My oldest daughter went to the doctor because she had hemorrhoids. She came home and followed his orders. Later that day I asked her what that smell was and she said, "The doctor told me to take a sh*t bath." I said, "Girl it's a sitzs bath!"

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