Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Light Bulb - Schizophrenic

Q: How many schizophrenics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so...

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Italian Acne

Q: Why don't Italians have acne?
A: It slides off.

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Carpool Lane

How to dodge a ticket: if you get caught in the carpool lane by yourself, just tell the cop you're schizophrenic.

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