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Disease / Afflictions Jokes
The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live." The man sits for a while thinking, and then says, "There's only one thing I can do, I'm going to become a Communist." The doctor asks, "You've been a patriotic American all your life, why are you going to become a Communist now?" The man says, "Better one of them should die than one of us!"
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Stitches
Q: When tying a knot, what causes suture material to break?
A: The jerk on the end of the line. Every time
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Depressed Proctologist
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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