Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Pillsbury Doughgirl Pregnant

Q: Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant?
A: The doughboy forgot his weenie wrap.

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Athletes Foot

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Mistletoe!

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Delivering Bad News

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

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