A Nasty Bug

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there again. This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away. The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It jumped at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's a nasty bug going around."

Epileptic Bathing

Q: What do you do when an epileptic takes a bath?
A: Throw in your laundry.

City Vampire Bats

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One night, one said to a another, "I'm so hungry. I'm going to go get something." "No don't! We have to wait for the others!" "I don't care." And off he went. About 30 minutes later, he came back and was covered in blood. The other vampire bat asked, "WHOA!! Where did you find all that blood?" "You really want to see?" asked the bloody one. "Follow me." So the first bat leads the other bat to the city and points to a large black building and asks, "Do you see that building?" "Yes," came the reply. To that the first says, "Well, I didn't."