Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Pregnant Polish Girl

Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Riddles
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Fast Food

Q: What's a bulimic cheerleaders favorite restaurant?
A: In-N-Out Burger.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Riddles
Submitted BY: GeorgeOrsmell

Distraught

The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um... little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.
The doc thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says, "listen, I don't do this for everyone, but since your husband's on his way out... Get this prescription, and put three drops in his milk before he goes to bed." The wife is very happy and thanks the doc profusely.
Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went. The lady blushes, smiles and says, "well, I put thirty drops in his milk by accident, and well, we just need an antidote now to close the coffin."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes)
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