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Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes
Shooting Practice
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself." The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
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Irishman Suicide
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by swallowing 100 pain killers?
A: After two he began to feel better.
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Me Too
Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.
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