Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes

Art Exhibit

Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.

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Russian Roulette

Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette

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Commiting Suicide

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You put it around your neck!" The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"

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