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Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes
Watching For Suicide
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to anger him.
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Calista Flockhart With Dental Floss
Q: What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
A: Hang herself.
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Answering Machine - Depressed
Sorry... I'm far too depressed to come to the phone. If you can be bothered, leave a message after the sound of the gunshot, and maybe somebody will call you I guess... (BANG!)
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