Dark Humor Jokes - Drowning Jokes

Polish Burial At Sea

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
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Just Fake It

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Art & Music Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes)
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Anonymous

Save Me

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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