Dark Humor Jokes - Drowning Jokes

Bobby Brown

Q: Did you hear about the new product line Bobby Brown is endorsing?
A: Bathtub lifejackets.

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George W. Bush From Drowning

Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning?
A: You take your foot off his head.

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Fred and DooDah Fishing

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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