Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

K9 Passing

My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

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Cannibal (N.)

Someone who is fed up with people.

Submitted BY: ConManOfConning

The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!

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