Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Princess Diana Had Dandruff

Q: How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Aggie, Longhorn and Bug Eater

There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater. They attempted to rob a bank but got caught. They went to court and were sentenced to the electric chair. The guys operating it told them that if they survived they were free to go. The Longhorn went first. They asked him if he had any last words to say. He told them no. He pressed the button and nothing happened so he was free to go. The bug eater went next. They asked him if he had any last words to say. He said no and pressed the button. Nothing happened and he was free to go. The Aggie went next. They asked him if he had any last words. "I think if you plug the chair in, it'll work better."

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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