Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Burying Daddy

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

Anonymous

It's Between An Elephants Toes

Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?
A. Slow natives.

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Anonymous

Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!

Anonymous
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