Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Old Journalist

OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed.

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Burying Daddy

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

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It's Between An Elephants Toes

Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?
A. Slow natives.

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