Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

It's Between An Elephants Toes

Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?
A. Slow natives.

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Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!

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Hiccups

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?" The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?"

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