Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was The Wall.

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He Didn't Make It

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm. "Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer. "I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."

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Okie Jokie

Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?
A: Carry-Oakies

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